S3x is amazing. Most of us love the idea of s3x. While s3x is mostly pleasurable, today we are going to talk about its downsides. Science has told us a lot of things over the years like gin drinkers are psychopaths, running is contagious and nice folks have more s3x.
Another thing that Science claims are the dangers of having s3x the wrong way. Many a time, there are cases of things going really really wrong while having s3x. So wrong that just the imagery of it in the head hurts. Ouch!
Here are some s3x positions that are dangerous and can lead to dire consequences, if not done properly.
1. Counter Top Sex or The Eager Chef
The Position: This s3x position involves a female sitting on a buffet while the guy stands on his toes in front of her. The s3x is spontaneous.
Why It’s Risky: There have been instances when the guy’s penis completely missed the target and his p3nis ran right into the counter, according to Justin Lehmiller of Harvard University.
2. The Pogo Stick
The Position: The man holds up the female’s weight entirely and bending her backwards to facilitate the old in-and-out, and bouncing her up and down on the p3nis.
Why It’s Risky: This activity may lead to back pain or strains for the guy. Also, one could topple if your footing is unsure and the woman might just be dropped while this happens.
4. The Butter Churner
The Position: In this advanced s3x position, the woman lies on her back with her legs raised above and behind her head. The man then squats and penetrates her from above. The thrusting motion in this position is similar to making butter in an old fashioned butter churner, which is how this position gets its name. The woman’s head is positioned lower than her heart in this position so the blood often rushes to her head, which can lead to a more intense orgasm.
Why It’s Risky: Men, in this situation, must be cautious in this position, as vigorous thrusting could cause neck injuries. This position also requires some spinal flexibility.
5. The Lap Dance
The Position: The man sits on the chair and the woman sits on the man.
Why It’s Risky: There are chances that the woman might fall off the man and bust her head open. This can actually happen. So, better be prepped up with some serious pole dancing techniques.
6. The Randy Raft
The Position: This one involves climbing onto a raft in shallow water, and lying on your stomach with your butt and legs dangling over the edge. The man then grabs the thighs and pushes in like a wheelbarrow, entering the woman. He can then pull her incredibly close for the deepest possible penetration.
Why It’s Risky: If you can’t swim, this is probably a good position to avoid forever.
7.Spooning
Spooning is good only if you are tired and horny at the same time. Again, there is nothing in it for the womenfolk, unless of course, the man uses his hand to stimulate your clitoris.
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